One-sided story of marriage…

In a democratic society, we believe, “All Men are equal" and we would trade our lives for it. But, do “Men" include “WoMen"? Can you tell?

Collected from Internet:

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There is water in the carburetor." I asked her, “Where’s the car?" She replied, “In the lake."
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The secret of a happy marriage, remains a secret.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice."


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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months I don’t like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married" then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: “You can have mine."
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A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire." “And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. “A billionaire." she replied,
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother in law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, “Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half dead."
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it Just Once.

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