A blind man with his guide dog was attempting to cross the street at a busy intersection. When the lights changed the dog mistakenly took the man across the street in the middle of traffic. There was a lot of screeching brakes and fortunately he made it to the other side safely.
He put his hand in his pocket and gave the dog a cookie. A lady who saw what happened asked him, “Why are you rewarding the dog? He nearly got you killed just then." “No, no," replied the blind man, “this is not a reward. I just want to find his mouth so I can kick his ass…"
— — From Internet