IN PRISON … you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell; AT WORK … you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON … you get three meals a day; AT WORK … you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior; AT WORK…you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON … the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you; AT WORK … you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON … you can watch TV and play games; AT WORK … you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON … you get your own toilet; AT WORK … you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit; AT WORK … you can’t even speak to your family.
IN PRISON … all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required; AT WORK … you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON … you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out; AT WORK … you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON … you must deal with sadistic wardens; AT WORK… they are called managers.
Collected from Internet