Romance not?

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line… but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime !

Collected from Internet


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3 responses to “Romance not?

  1. Kitty

    Hi Stone, did you post the link of the forum you do Q&A?

    Seems ur friends come to surface now. I like to read ur posts and their responses, too.

    my home pc cannot go to ‘net. Need time to get a more updated pc. Then need time to go through the blogs and sites I have missed for so long.

    take care,

  2. hi kitty,
    i did not post the link of the forum here and don’t really think that’s a good place to learn anything. i may choose to post some of the interesting questions here to fill up the space. i recently came to a certain conclusion about the common problem of religious practitioners:
    that maybe a fair description for me as well.
    take care

  3. Kitty

    You think you have all three ‘characteristics’? Perhaps you will have a post to elaborate?

    I am not even up to any of these so I guess I am not go anywhere…


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