The Art of Languages

USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

Who me? I just wander from room to room.

My toys! My toys! I can’t do this job without my toys!

At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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4 responses to “The Art of Languages

  1. beapisces

    Hi Stone,

    Um….sometimes I do think that I’m still young and stupid, and I simply can’t fit in and get used to the office politics.

    Best,
    Be

  2. Dear Be,

    The above are for amusing. Don’t take it too serious.

    Office politics is just like the air we breathe. It is elsewhere. It may be polluted or refreshing. But, more importantly, we have to live with it!

    Have a nice working and studying day.

    Best regards.
    Stone

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  4. Hi Be,

    Seems you’ve suffered a bit…

    Hmm…, yes, when I was young, I think exactly as you do today. I chose not to choose side and tried working independently. I must admit that, for unknown reason, that worked for me in many a time. At least, this worked whether I was in the private sector or am in HE now. This also gave me a great opportunity to look at the subject from ‘afar’ and think more ‘objectively’.

    To judge something ‘good’ or ‘evil’ sometimes (maybe in most cases) is purely personal. So is the case of politics. In one day, I woke up and realized that the world/organization/community is destined to contain both the good and evil. That forms the basis to provide us the drive to make a change(!) in one case, and to protect our interests in the other. Ridiculous enough? But, that is what our lives appear to be…

    Best,

    Stone

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